ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
You had me at "let me see your balls"
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