What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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