Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
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