I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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