There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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