They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
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