the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I'm at about main and main street
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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