no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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