Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
