I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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