My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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