And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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