Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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