it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
My breasts were aching with rage.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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