I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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