Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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