She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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