Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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