I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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