I love black thongs
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I just had sex on a roof
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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