Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
We are two peas in an std pod
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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