Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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