Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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