butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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