Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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