Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Bring me that man meat
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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