Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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