I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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