He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Randomize
