what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
im on a boat
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