I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize
