new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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