Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
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