theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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