dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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