he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
she told me i tasted like america
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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