just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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