How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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