Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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