I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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