i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
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