Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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