I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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