ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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