Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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