god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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