i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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