I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
