Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
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