Dual....:-)
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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