toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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