Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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