it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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