Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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