Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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