everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Just cropdusted the office
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
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Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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